Humourous Christian Print - My Breath is Offensive
Humourous Christian Print - My Breath is Offensive
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A fun and humourous wall art print which looks completely serious until you read the words under the illustration: My breath is offensive to my wife. This is indeed a verse of scripture, found in Job 19:17. This makes a great wall art print for a bathroom, to remind hubby to brush his teeth, or to give as a funny gift - fathers's Day, birthday, or Christmas are all options. The A5 size is perfect to add as a stocking stuffer or a filler gift.
This print is ideal as it looks completely serious and will blend in with any decor, but it will be cause for a double taken when anyone reads the beautiful calligraphy hand-lettered type below the illustration and finds that the words are a verse taken out of context, to mean something quite funny.
Choose from three sizes, and get in touch if you'd prefer a different colour way. As this is printed in-house, customisation is an option.
A5 (148x210mm)
A4 (210x297mm)
A3 (297x420mm)
Materials
Materials
Printed on the finest archival paper using pigment inks for a long lasting, high quality piece of wall decor.
Comes unframed.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Packaging
Prints are packaged using a plastic wrap and a piece of cardboard backing to keep them pristine during shipping and avoid any water damage.
Comes unframed.
Packaged in a hardback envelope or cardboard box.
Shipping
Turnaround time is 1-2 business days.
UK Standard Delivery:
- 2nd class for orders up to £10: £1
- Tracked 48 for orders £10-£30: £3
- Free shipping on orders over £30
Upgrades to 1st class or Tracked 24 are options at checkout.
International shipping is calculated at checkout and is dependent on weight. All items are shipped with Royal Mail International, with an estimated shipping time of 7-10 days.
Returns
I accept returns within 28 days of purchase. Please notify me within 14 days of purchase, and then return the item within an additional 14 days. Return shipping is paid for by you. Once the product is received in the same condition it was sold, your refund will be processed.
Dimensions
Dimensions
Each print has the size clearly mentioned in the description.
A5 is 148x210 mm or 5.8x8.3 inches.
A4 is 210x297 mm or 8.3x11.7 inches.
A3 is 297x420 mm or 11.7x16.5 inches.
Prints come unframed, but within the U.K. these are standard frame sizes easily purchased online or in a physical store.
GPSR Care & Safety Information
GPSR Care & Safety Information
Printed with non-toxic pigment inks.
FSC certified paper.
Do not give to children under 3. While non-toxic, this is not a food product and should not be consumed.
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