And Hope Designs
Humourous Christian Print - My Breath is Offensive
Humourous Christian Print - My Breath is Offensive
Pickup available at 4 Kensington Gardens
Usually ready in 4 hours
A fun and humourous wall art print which looks completely serious until you read the words under the illustration: My breath is offensive to my wife. This is indeed a verse of scripture, found in Job 19:17. This makes a great wall art print for a bathroom, to remind hubby to brush his teeth, or to give as a funny gift - fathers's Day, birthday, or Christmas are all options. The A5 size is perfect to add as a stocking stuffer or a filler gift.
This print is ideal as it looks completely serious and will blend in with any decor, but it will be cause for a double taken when anyone reads the beautiful calligraphy hand-lettered type below the illustration and finds that the words are a verse taken out of context, to mean something quite funny.
Choose from three sizes, and get in touch if you'd prefer a different colour way. As this is printed in-house, customisation is an option.
A5 (148x210mm)
A4 (210x297mm)
A3 (297x420mm)
Materials
Materials
Printed on the finest archival paper using pigment inks for a long lasting, high quality piece of wall decor.
Comes unframed.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Please note that prints are printed to order so dispatch within 3 working days of ordering.
U.K. shipping
Free U.K. shipping with Royal Mail 2nd class post / courier for larger items or orders.
Upgrades to 1st class or tracked are options at checkout.
International Shipping
International shipping is calculated by weight of items and orders are posted with Royal Mail international standard (or upgraded to tracked for larger orders).
International mail has an estimated shipping time of 7-10 days, though this can increase at busy times. Please bear this in mind when purchasing with a deadline.
Returns
I accept returns within 28 days of purchase - please inform me within 14 days of purchase and return within a further 14 days. Return shipping is paid for by you. Once the product is received in the same condition it was sold, your refund will be processed.
Dimensions
Dimensions
Each print has the size clearly mentioned in the description.
A5 is 148x210 mm or 5.8x8.3 inches.
A4 is 210x297 mm or 8.3x11.7 inches.
A3 is 297x420 mm or 11.7x16.5 inches.
Prints come unframed, but within the U.K. these are standard frame sizes easily purchased online or in a physical store.
GPSR Care & Safety Information
GPSR Care & Safety Information
Printed with non-toxic pigment inks.
FSC certified paper.
Do not give to children under 3. While non-toxic, this is not a food product and should not be consumed.
